Watch the place your character throw’s that bag, this week we’re taking part in D&D with an everyday bear and I’d hate for it to search out any cocaine.
Cocaine Bear is among the film ideas that don’t appear actual. The truth that it’s (loosely) primarily based on a real story makes it much more wild. The primary time I noticed the trailer I instantly watched it once more after which despatched it to a couple individuals whereas considering, “Has X seen this? They might love this.” As a result of it seems campy, wacky, bizarre, and a bit greater than excessive. However greater than something, it seems enjoyable. And it jogs my memory of each oddball monster a DM has ever thrown at a celebration I’ve been in ever. A bear who acquired into an enormous bag of medicine and is now on a rampage looks as if precisely the kind of hair-brained monster a fed-up DM would add to a recreation session. So let’s simply go forward and play D&D with…
Cocaine Bear
Sheet Made At The Homebrewery.
To make Cocaine Bear I began with D&D’s tackle an everyday bear. In any case, it’s a common bear. It simply occurred to get into an enormous bag of blow this morning and now your DM is making that everyone’s downside. So the Armor Class and Hit Factors aren’t tremendous excessive, so should you hit it with a spear it would nonetheless bleed the identical approach. It might simply not discover at first.
I additionally took chunk, claws, and eager senses from bear and added some oomph. It’s a bear, at its core its predominant assaults might be swipes and bites.
However that’s the place the cocaine a part of the Cocaine Bear is available in. This beast is zooming round at a pace and endurance that shouldn’t be attainable. It’s taking many assaults per flip and sprinting throughout the battlefield between hits. It might even be grappling someone and taking them alongside for the experience. And with a barbarian-like Rage, it has a number of benefits and resistances that will make it a bit laborious to dodge, resist, or harm.
In actual life and within the film the Cocaine Bear wasn’t dropped in a world of swords and magic, like D&D. The trailers make it appear to be it’s barely up towards individuals with weapons as a lot as some unfortunate vacationers and hikers. So in your personal recreation, I might suggest Cocaine Bear for a wacky bottle episode or encounter the place your gamers are both comparatively low-classed or don’t have entry to their common weapons. I by no means promote actively attempting to kill your participant’s characters, however the bear solely has nineteen hit factors, don’t make this a straightforward one-fireball-and-done kind of battle, both. That is Cocaine Bear, it’s meant to be enjoyable.
Are you excited to observe Cocaine Bear this week? Do you know concerning the true story earlier than the film trailers began popping out? What film, present, comedian, or recreation ought to I make a sheet from subsequent time? Tell us within the feedback!
Comfortable adventuring!
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