From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett Crapshoot wrote a column about rolling the dice to bring back random, mysterious games to life. This week, have you ever wanted to see Santa fighting GLaDOS? Of course you have! And this is just one of the informal quarrels you can arrange with MUGEN.
Twas the night before Christmas, it’s all about the grid
At least a few of the writers weren’t completely desperate. distance.
They rejected the cliché, calling for something too corny
Like giving this old poem a million rewriting …
Santa thought: “Oh, idiot,” it fits in the mood.
And ignoring Christmas seems a little rude.
But where are the games that celebrate the season?
There was hardly any! There must be a reason … ”
He added, “Of course, there is always a little.
Like Rodents of Holiday and Elf Bowling 2.
But most of them are bad, and very few of them make a spray
And let’s just forget those created with Flash. “
Santa said with a smile, “I know what I’m going to do.”
“I’m going to compile my own, in a tool called Mojin
(It is said with “I” in my Lapland dialect
Or so I will claim if there is any opposition.) ‘
“It is a success maker with a huge community
Filled with characters that I can download with impunity.
I am sure I can find whatever things I need.
Look! Someone made a frivolous copy of me … ”
So Santa jumped into the computer world
Accompanied, oddly, by dwarf Freddy Krueger
And the ball swung with an uncommon force
From lazy editing Zhang Cohan a ghost.
And he took his lists full of observed actions
To give gaming celebrities the gifts they deserve
Heroes and villains; Creators and destroyers
But mostly those who don’t have in-house attorneys are bored.
Duke Nukem came first, for pure irony but Santa soon learns, he made a mistake because this was an old duke, still being introduced in 2D Not the 3D one, which was his last game poopie.
“Come on and get some,” Duke said, and Santa is bound to
He hit Duke’s balls with the one beside him
The big fat man said, “Here’s your damned gift.”
He kicked his arrogant empty head.
Duke fought as hard as he could
But AI in the first round is never good
His rifle had some help, and his tube bombs more
Soon after, he was on the floor
Santa stared victoriously, but stuck to what to do
This Duke was into good games, and he knew it to be true
Did the sins of his future mean that he would only have coal?
Even if it’s now and forever a full anal hole?
Yes he decided – forever was bad and worse
And DLC has tried hard to break the curse
He left him behind with a note on the floor
“Growing up in hell, bored and sexist.”
His next hero was someone in a completely different context
A bald cop disgraced by the name of Max Payne
Fight with two guns. In every hand a heater
Although his lead time made him a bit cheating
The fight was short, and neither was in a good mood
Max’s thoughts toward Mina and Santa are still in the food.
Santa said, “I fought well.” “Now what can I give you?”
My deceased wife and child? Some hope for the future?
“It’s not really a thing for me,” Saint Nick explained sadly.
“In matters relating to the record, I was told to refrain.”
“But they’re all I want,” the poor hero cop sighed.
“Then get an Amazon gift card. In case you change your mind.”
When Santa Lara fought, he saw that he had found his fit
With its rifles and gadgets, it was tough to dispatch
(The bumps were the worst, which you can summon below
And he went where there was no height Start He wanted to go.)
The battle was long and he lost twice in a row
Thanks to none of its special moves it has no cost.
She would swing, stab, and sometimes even fly
And after she did the damage, she healed herself, too.
(Its size barely helped him, not even to distract him.
Although she later admitted, that might be a factor.
She said, “I did not mean to stare,” “nor to flinch at your spine,
But damn it, I rarely see breasts that are much bigger than mine … ”)
Her present this year was clear, and she was received with gratitude.
A rifle in a secret cave in the back of level 3.
Next year, of course, the new reality would have changed the rules.
So far, though, no one doubts it. Silly fools.
Arthas, a king of Lich, was cursed for leading the scourge
He unleashed his armies to die –
“So idiot for a lark” thought Santa, running like hell.
And without 24 friends, that might have been too.
And that was just the beginning of the Fat Man’s great research
If you want to see more, Why don’t you download the rest?
There is no point in lying, as these adjustments are often bad
But there is plenty of variety to please anyone.
To fix things is simple, although difficult to make a rhyme
You’d probably prefer reading the readme file. this time.
Add characters and stages and get ready to fight
Wait hours will pass. For Santa. tonight.