We’ve written about tomatoes before – it hits Five Fallout games combined in under 90 minutes, He had to change his name (To tomatoesAngus) For games done quickly, most especially maybe it does Fallout: Speedy Sex Races in New VegasYou should sleep with each potential partner as quickly as possible. His current record: Under 29 minutes.
Now Tomatoanus puts his very own set of skills to work on Cyberpunk 2077, to see how quickly he can go from starting the game to having sex with someone. His record currently stands at 10 minutes 27 seconds – which is the amount of time it takes to pick a set of eyebrows at the character builder.
Until recently, it used to take about two hours from the start of the game to his first sexual encounter. This sounds like for a long time, but the way Cyberpunk 2077 is organized, players cannot fully access the city when the game starts. First, the introduction must end, otherwise you will not be able to leave the boundaries that trap you in the starting section of town. That’s a problem, because Night City’s sex workers are outside the bounds of that introduction.
But wherever there is a will (or desire), there is a way. Tomatoanus begins by maximizing his character’s body to gain extra stamina and reactions for extra speed. Seven minutes into the Street Kid’s life path (the shortest of the three), after a quick redirect in every possible conversation (and sitting patiently among those who aren’t), Tomatoanus is in the car with Jackie ready to start her first real job. Once in the mission area, he gets past the enemies, runs over the edge, and begins a “fist slide,” a weapon swap malfunction that pushes you forward quickly. This, along with some parkour, puts it in a position to hop into the street using the Fall Damage Denial bug that allows you to safely land on the ground from great heights by sliding.
Tomato, now escaping from the frontier boundaries, is sliding his fist across town. The world is eerily careless because it isn’t really supposed to be there, but thankfully, the citizens of Night City are all in place, including the sex worker who agrees to get off with the tomatoes at 10:27. This isn’t a long time for romance, but a lot of time to get busy.
For more sex-based Cyberpunk 2077 speedy races, Check out the leaderboard (Speedrunner Catalyzt actually shrunk about 30 seconds of tomato time.)
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